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[Theodore Hyatt]

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today. (from Alice in Wonderland) Don't cut off your nose to spite your face. Possible Interpretation: You can't get away with a lie, it will always reveal the truth someday. Alternately, If it ain't broke, don't fix it. A friend to all is a friend to none.
Alternative Version: Be thankful of what youve got. Where one door shuts, another opens. He who pays the piper calls the tune.
Christian New Testament Don't put the cart before the horse. A pot of milk is ruined by a drop of poison. Where one door shuts, another opens.
Better safe than sorry. The truth shall set you free, or The truth will set you free. A whistling woman and a crowing hen are neither fit for God nor man Sex is like war, both are exciting but neither informative. Too many cooks spoil the broth. Think before you speak.
God is a living God. The start of a journey should never be mistaken for success. Possible Interpretation: You can't get away with a lie, it will always reveal the truth someday. Play on 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'
It takes two to tango. Alternative: What's good for the goose is good for the gander. The only stupid question is the one that is not asked. From Occam's Razor where the simplest explanation is the most likely. Beggars can't be choosers.