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Pátek Říjen 15 14:51:29 CEST 1999
Petr Novotny <Novotny.Petr na volny.cz> wrote:
-> rtfm(l) UNIX Programmer's Manual rtfm(l)
pozrite si v debiane baliky funny-manpages a asr-manpages
funny-manpages:
NAME
condom - protection against viruses and prevention of
child processes
NAME
flame -- reply to Usenet News posting automatically
NAME
flog -- speed up a process
NAME
gong - evaluate process performance
NAME
grope, egrope, fgrope - massage a file for a while
NAME
rescrog -- change something, make it different
NAME
rtfm - a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
NAME
sex -- have sex
NAME
uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
NAME
tm - meditate
NAME
xLart - interactive X interface to rlart(1)
NAME
baby -- create new process from two parents
NAME
party - set OS responses mode
asr-manpages:
NAME
ctluser - control lusers
NAME
guru - System administration
NAME
luser - process to control the clueless induhviduals who
(mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system
administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user".
NAME
nuke - launch nuclear weapons at mapped USENET sites
KNIFE
knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw - tools to improve network
performance via SNIP
NAME
sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may
or may not have to do with the system you're using. Con
traction of "system" and "administrator"
NAME
think - you don't have to think, the computer can think
for you
NAME
chastise - library function to punish users
NAME
normality - definition of what types of normalities dif
ferent users may have.
NAME
people - fetch a structure containing all ttys, whose
owner behaves like a human
NAME
pmsd - Periodically Manic System Daemon. Manages the biz
zare and sometimes unexplainable behavior exhibited by
computers.
KNIFE
knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw - tools to improve network
performance via SNIP
NAME
bosskill - send a signal to your boss, or terminate your
boss
NAME
slave - a semi-interactive interactive command for the
dirty work
NAME
lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to
adjust lusers' attitudes
NAME
whack - mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
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