JOKE - Bill Gates rozdava prachy

[Michal Sviga]

Zdravim vsechny linuxaky a pro pobaveni posilam e-mail, co mi prisel.

Podle hlavicky a poctu kopii, co to melo, to vypada, ze to lidi posilaj jako 
divy.
PS: Posilam to z Kmailu, takze mam asi smulu. :-))

Michal


> > > Subject: Fw: Peníze to Já rád.
> > >
> > >
> > > > ...no, neviem, co je na tom pravdy, ale aby som niekoho (vcetne
seba)
> > > > nepripravil nahodou o miliony, tak to radsej posielam :)))
> > > >
> > > > Pekny den!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > Ahoj vsichni
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Prosim Vas neberte to na lehkou vahu. Bill Gates se rozhodl
> > > > podelit se o
> > > > > > sve bohatstvi. Pokud tohle budete ignorovat, pozdeji Vas to muze
> > > > mrzet.
> > > > > > Microsoft a AOL jsou ted nejvetsi Internetove spolecnosti a aby
> > > > se
> > > > > > ujistili, ze Internet Explorer zustava nejrozsirenejsim
> > > > programem,
> > > > > > rozebehli e-mailovy beta test.
> > > > > > Jestli preposlete tento mail svym pratelum, Microsoft to zjisti
> > > > (pokud
> > > > > > jste uzivatele Microsoft Windows) do dvou tydnu. Za kazdeho
> > > > cloveka,
> > > > > > kteremu tento mail preposlete, Vam Microsoft zaplati $ 245, za
> > > > kazdeho
> > > > > > cloveka, kteremu to poslete a on take, Vam Microsoft zaplati
> > > > dalsich $
> > > > > > 243, a za kazdeho tretiho cloveka, ktery tuto zpravu obdrzi, Vam
> > > > zaplati
> > > > > > $ 241.
> > > > > > Do dvou tydnu se Vas Microsoft bude kontaktovat, aby obdrzel
Vasi
> > > > adresu
> > > > > > a pak Vam posle sek.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > S pozdravem
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chinu!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Myslel jsem si, ze je to blbost, ale po dvou tydnech, co jsem
> > > > tento
> > > > > > mail obdrzel a preposlal dale, me Microsoft kontaktoval kvuli
> > > > adrese a
> > > > > > behem par dnu mi prisel sek na $ 24 800. Musite odpovedet drive,
> > > > nez
> > > > > > tato akce skonci. Jestli si tohle muze nekdo dovolit, pak je to
> > > > Bill
> > > > > > Gates. Pro nej jsou to vydaje na marketing.
> > > > > > Prosim preposlete to co nejvice lidem.
> > > > > > Dostanete minimalne US$ 10 000.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Even Bill Gates doesn´t have so much money.. Just trying.. Dejf
> > > > :)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (na konci teto zpravy je puvodni verze)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hi Everybody
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Please forward mail to your friends. This is not a junk mail.
> > > > > > You can go to the bottom of this mail to see what this email is
> > > > about.
> > > > > > I hope it works!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hi everybody,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm not sure if it really works but you can receive
> > > > > > sa $cheque....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Kwihe
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> Dear Friends,
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill
Gates
> > > > is>
> > > > > > > >> sharing
> > > > >         > > >>>>> his
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> fortune.   If you ignore this you will repent later.
> > > > > > Microsoft
> > > > >    > > >>> and
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> AOL
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> are
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> now the largest Internet companies and in an effort
> > > > to
> > > > > make
> > > > > > > >> sure
> > > > >         > > >>>>> that
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> Internet Explorer remains the most widely used
> > > > program,
> > > > > > > >> Microsoft
> > > > >         > > >>>>> and
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> AOL
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> are running an e-mail beta test.
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft
> > > > can
> > > > > and
> > > > > > will
> > > > >         > > >>>>> track
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>> it
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> (if
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week
time
> > > > > period.
> > > > > > > >> For
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> every
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
> > > > will
> > > > > pay
> > > > > > you
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> $245.00,
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> for
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> every person that you sent it to that forwards it
on,
> > > > > > Microsoft
> > > > >         > > >>>>> will
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>> pay
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> you
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> $243.00 and for every third person that receives it,
> > > > you
> > > > > will
> > > > > > > >> be
> > > > >         > > >>>>> paid
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact
you
> > > > for
> > > > > > your
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> address
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> and
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> then send you a cheque.
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> Regards.
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> Chinu!
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks
after
> > > > > > receiving
> > > > >         > > >>>>> this
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> e-mail
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my
> > > > > address
> > > > > > and
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> within
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> days,
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> I received a cheque for US$24,800.00.   You need to
> > > > > respond
> > > > >    > > >>> before
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> the
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> beta
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> testing is over.   If anyone can afford this Bill
> > > > Gates
> > > > > is
> > > > > > the
> > > > >    > > >>> man.
> > > > >         > > >>>>>> It's
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> all
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as
> > > > many
> > > > > > people
> > > > >    > > >>> as
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> possible.
> > > > > *  > >>>>>>>> You are bound to get at least US$10,000.
> > > > > >