sranda: ABC Unixu

[Jan Markus]

Aby ta dnesni noc nebyla takova sucha... ;)
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  The ABC's of Unix

  A is for awk which runs like a snail, and
  B is for biff which reads all your mail.

  C is for cc as hackers recall, while
  D is for dd the command that does all.

  E is for emacs which rebinds your keys, and
  F is for fsck which rebuilds your trees.

  G is for grep a clever detective, while
  H is for halt which may seem defective.

  I is for indent which rarely amuses, and
  J is for join which nobody uses.

  K is for kill which makes you the boss, while
  L is for lex which is missing from DOS.

  M is for more from which less was begot, and
  N is for nice which it really is not.

  O is for od which prints out things nice, while
  P is for passwd which reads in strings twice.

  Q is for quota a Berkeley-type fable, and
  R is for ranlib for sorting ar table.

  S is for spell which attempts to belittle, while
  T is for true which does very little.

  U is for uniq which is used after sort, and
  V is for vi which is hard to abort.

  W is for whoami which tells you your name, while
  X is, well, X of dubious fame.

  Y is for yes which makes an impression, and
  Z is for zcat which handles compression.
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Toto a mnohe dalsi jest k nalezeni tuna:
http://www.security-protocols.com/textfiles/unix-humor/

A vrele doporucuji k nahlednuti i tuto lyriku:
http://www.srijith.net/hackerdom/

au revoir,
--honza